1. Lenny Kravitz
No doubt Lenny is sexy. Even when he mumbles something mundane in his low, slow, raspy voice there's not a dry seat in the house. "Hey, hey, hey baby. I'm going to sing you the grocery list. Don't forget to get the little chocolate donuts I like." He's automatically disqualified though because I wouldn't be able to stop giggling.
2. Michael Buble
His sexiness seems a bit forced. I'm sure he's a very nice guy, but I don't cry when I watch an episode of Friends and my boyfriend shouldn't either.
3. Jason Mraz
I could see Mr. A-Z and I hanging out together eating organic food and making hemp necklaces for a very long time. He's sexy but laid-back at the same time. Maybe a little too laid back. I feel like I owe it to myself to grow up. That being said, I still want to ba-du-ba-du-ba-schooch on a bit closer and have him nibble my ear.
4. Fujiya and Miyagi
Why is it that quiet guys in skinny ties and vintage jackets are so cute? The appeal here is in the word economy. (I got so, I got so, so mono-syllabic. You butchered your service with vocal gymnastics. You swagger as if you're the heart of the universe. You're off your, you're off your, you're off your bleedin' rocker. I'm just monkeying around with your furniture.) Sometimes you don't have to say anything - just lay in bed with me, roll over and pull me close.
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