You're "Spit-fired"

As a faithful Wal-Mart employee for much of my working life, I have had plenty of opportunities to clean.... the shelves, the drains, the floors, the coolers, the freezers, underneath the gondolas..... In that time, one thing has always helped me out -- a little product known only as "Spitfire". I have never been able to find the open market equivalent of it, until now. This is a Kentish ale... though I think the Wal-Mart Spitfire is not meant to be ingested.....